Mervyn Silva: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Mervyn Silva: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


Mervyn Silva: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Mervyn Silva: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".


Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Mervyn Silva: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.


Mervyn Silva in airplane going 2 Bombay ..
While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Mervyn Silva: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"


Mervyn Silva got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
MS replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.


Mervyn Silva: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Mervyn Silva: 3 Months Ago
Dr : What were u doing till now?
Mervyn Silva: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Mervyn Silva: We lost the duplicate key!!